Diaper Rash From Pads

The hood, the bull and the universal right to safe sex

C are days I saw several documentaries about the breeding of livestock on large farms. The confinement of chickens and sows. Castration of piglets alive. The harvest of bull semen and methods to excite the animal so that it produces a maximum quantity of seed to each cumshot. Automatic milking cows who come to place themselves on a carousel.

C ome of these images necessarily come to mind at the most incongruous. When you break eggs for an omelette slobbering, or you plant the knife in the pink flesh of a steak. Better yet: when you trussed up on a thin coat your tumescent organ. At that moment, you think first of the powerful bull we hid jet in a long sheath. The comparison is not to your advantage. You console because the act only lasted a few seconds, while you ... Disaster, but if you think about the mechanical suction pumps on cow nipples!

E n the new century, vegans can enjoy in their coats in good conscience. Because: 1) a balanced diet without meat products increases production of testosterone, the male hormone par excellence [bulls are also vegetarians], 2) there are no condoms casein, although most of themselves contain phosphoprotein that cow's milk, used as a fixative in the manufacture of latex. Vegans [who renounce all animal products (including butter, cheese, eggs ...)] no longer condemned to abstinence, monogamy eternal and the exercise risky Taoist sperm retention. No! Manufacturers fair trade produce condoms vegan, organic, ethical. Casein is replaced by an extract of thistle bio; workers in rubber plantations receive a fair wage, and, bless, the flavors are coated with these caps are from organic fruit extracts.

U No U.S. distributor went even further: for every condom sold under its brand, he circulated another free in a poor country. Because, he said, safe sex is a basic human right which those who can not afford Meadow should enjoy as much as us.

Andre